Lap dances are a great way to get a little closer to your favorite stripper, if you have the cash. Believe it or not, strippers will actually turn people down that ask for lap dances. Could you imagine being turned down in front of the strip club by a stripper when you ask for a lap dance?
Here are a few etiquette tips to apply before, during, and after your lap dance to insure that being turned down does not happen. Practicing proper lap dance etiquette will ensure you become a favorite customer and prevent an embarrassing lap dance turn down.
● Pre Lap Dance
When you know you are going to the strip club, make sure that you look nice. Shower, shave and make sure that you wearing clean clothing, especially underwear.
A lap dance involves the stripper putting her face near your crotch. If she can smell you from across the club, she is not going to have any desire to put her face near you.
When you arrive at the club, sit down and mingle for a little bit before you do a lap dance. Unless you are a regular customer of a stripper, it can make you like a pervert if that you ask for a lap dance right away.
Also, do not get drunk. A stripper is not going to want to be in close proximity of you or your lap if you cannot sit upright.
● The Approach
The approach to asking for a lap
dance it also important if you were not offered a lap dance by the
stripper. If you are not speaking with stripper at the time you want
the dance, ask your waitress or bartender and tell him or her you
want the lap dance. He will get her attention and get things rolling.
Introduce yourself to her and ask if she would like to sit down and
talk a moment before the lap dance to get acquainted. A lot of strippers would actually appreciate the chance to become a little more comfortable with you before they have to climb all over you, if they do not already know you.
If you are speaking with her at the time, politely ask her for the lap dance. You can say something the effect of “Would you give me the honor of performing a lap dance for me?” or something to that effect. It sounds a little corny but it allows the stripper to not feel like a piece of meat and your etiquette will not go unnoticed.
Just because she declines, it may not be because of you. It is very possible that she has a lap dance scheduled with a client for a specific time or it may be to close to her stage dance for her to squeeze it in.
Watch her and double check that her excuse seems to be valid. If it appears to be, ask her again after she comes of stage next. If not, choose another stripper or forgo the lap dance for the evening.
● The Lap Dance
All clubs rules can vary quite
differently, so make sure you know the rules before you do the lap dance.
The rules on touching can vary from no touching to no direct
genital touching. Even if the club allows light touching, it is good
etiquette to ask the dancer what she feels comfortable allowing.
The stripper is more likely to hurry through a dance or end it early if she feels uncomfortable. Silence is the best etiquette during the lap dance. That is, unless she directly asks you a question or if she is initiating the conversation.
Some dancers make small talk to feel more comfortable during the lap dance but most dislike it. A dancer does not want to hear about your problems while she is trying to do her job.
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. During the lap dance is also where the hygiene factor comes into play. Strippers are usually allowed to call off a lap dance as long as she has a good reason.
If she is unable to stand the smell of you, you are either going to be
out money for nothing or get a really quick lap dance. A big lap dance etiquette rule that I hear is broken frequently is no making perverted sounds or movements during the lap dance.
I have heard moaning, dirty talk, and gyrating hip movements from the patron as one of the big complaints from strippers. This is the second only behind inappropriate or uncomfortable touching from lap dance recipients.
The biggest thing that you need to avoid during the lap dance is avoiding walking out of the lap dance with wet pants. A lap dance is not a free card to get off for a fee. You can be banned by the strip club or strippers will refuse to give you lap dances. if you take advantage of the dance.
If things are getting a little to hot for you, ask her if she can change positions because her heel is digging into you (or her knee, elbow, etc.) and that should give you some time to cool off. If that does not work, say something to the effect ofâ”Slow down there Hun, you are doing your job a little to well.” This should get her to slow down or concentrate elsewhere without the risk of hurting her feelings. If she still does not get the hint, ask her to stop and talk a little bit because you need to cool off. The last thing you want to do is be rude though because she can call off the lap dance whenever and for whatever reason she chooses.
Super Secret tip from regular customers (mastrubate at home before you visit us.) There will be less of a chance you ending up in that situation. *wink wink*
● Post Lap Dance
I understand that the lap dance may have gotten you aroused and horny. Do not make overt sexual remarks or perverted comments to the stripper after the lap dance. Thank her for a great dance and compliment a certain move she did or something.
This etiquette shows that you were appreciating the work that she was doing and not just looking at her breast and crotch the whole time. Tipping is also a must do after a lap dance. This is also a great way to show her that you appreciated the service that she provided. For example, just because a waitress is paid an hourly wage does not mean that she should not get tipped for her services as well. It is best to part ways after the lap dance and move on to another stripper.
In most strip clubs, a lap dance is the highest paid activity that a stripper can sell and the average
customer will only purchase one lap dance a night, if any. After the
lap dance is over, she is going to be thinking about moving on to
another customer so do not waste each otherâtime.
Etiquette may not seem of great importance but you would be surprised at how many nice and polite customers are remembered and discussed between strippers.
Once you build that reputation, strippers will start to sit down just to talk, give you more for your money, and maybe even let things slide. It pays to practice good lap dance etiquette.
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